Well, my birthday is approaching, and I am due for my 516 month check-up -- which when I called in February to schedule was told would have to be September 21. (Think how long I would have to wait if we had socialized medicine.)
So rather than make you wait 7 months for my health stats, I (like one of my two favorite nieces recently did on her blog) thought I would share some statistics that I was able to figure out for myself. According to my internet search, I am in the 75th percentile for height and in the 50th percentile for weight.
I must also report that I am not as good as the aforementioned niece in that I still don't want to have barrettes or rubber bands placed in my hair by anyone (thought, much to mom's chagrin, I have enough hair to do so at times). Also unlike before said little one, my appearance has not changed at all in the past several years which is not good. I was hoping I would be improving with time like a fine bottle of wine, but alas, that is not to be. (That is the reason you don't see my picture posted with this particular blog. Don't want to scare anyone away).
Feel free to share your stats - especially if they are worse. I don't need you sharing if they are better. I am nearing the age when men are susceptible to having a mid-life crisis and don't need you to be setting mine off prematurely.
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Lauren will be contacting her Copyright lawyers early next week.
Maybe I can work something out with her when we come up to visit this weekend.
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